Well, the Terrell Owens era has begun in Buffalo! As usual with TO, it should be interesting. Now that football is back, we at AmeriGobble were just gobbling amongst ourselves about TO and his long list of antics and it dawned on us that he could be our next “Crazy, or Crazy Like a Fox” crew member, joining Cheney, Palin, Kim Jung Il and Putin. TO might even be captain material! Even with this mischievous bunch.
So far TO has worn out his welcome in SF, Philly and Dallas, but he always rebounds somewhere. And he’s always doing something that’s sure to get us Gobbling. Things should be no different in Buffalo, so hold on to your drink!
For better or worse, TO has almost become an American Cultural Icon. AmeriGobble is not ready to fully anoint him with Icon status at this time, but he’s close. Imagine football without TO right now. Something would be missing. He wears every emotion he has on his sleeve. He cry’s, pouts, gets angry, stands up for his quarterback, and plays injured. He snaps! Make no mistake, he wants to win and be the best. If there ever was a guy who wanted, needed the ball more than Owens, please let us know.
For some strange reason though, we find him entertaining. His form of “Crazy” seems real, and there is something to be said for that in today’s plastic world. He’s the bad guy who makes the good guys look good. Without the TO’s of the world we wouldn’t know, well, what the opposite of TO is. Kind of like you need a villain to make a hero. And he’s not faking it either. With TO, what you see is what you get, and we like that.
Give us a Gobble and let us know if you think TO is “Crazy, or Crazy Like a Fox?”
Wouldn’t it be interesting to sit down and have a few shots of Vodka with this guy? Not too many though! Frankly, he scares us here at AmeriGobble! He reminds us of Dr. Hannibal “the Cannibal” Lecter from “The Silence of the Lambs” if you catch our drift.
Although he is relegated to Prime Minister duties now, Putin still maintains the aura of leader of Russia. The “Decider” if you will. When it comes down to it, it doesn’t matter what title he holds, the power seems to be his. And for how long? Well, that like everything else is up to him.
When you boil it all down, you couldn’t ask for a better “Crazy or” paradox. This guy used a dash of Crazy to establish his as the dominant voice in Russia and now he using a bunch of Crazy and Crazy like a Fox to maintain his lead role, regardless of title or position. This guy will be a force to be reckoned with for some time. And did we mention, he’s scary!
So we ask, is Vladimir Putin Crazy or Crazy like Fox?
Sarah Palin is making our jobs here at AmeriGobble easy! Between her, the OctoMom, Kim Jing Ill, and maybe Dick Cheney we could have a revolving door for our “Crazy, or Crazy or Crazy Like a Fox?” section. Combined, this crew could cause mayhem yet unimaginable.
Anyway, back to dear old Sarah. She is fast becoming the prototype “Crazy, or…” candidate. Who else but Palin would have the nerve to leave their elected duties mid-first term, hold a babbling, unscripted news conference, and expect consideration for national run? And you know what, she might even pull it off.
Make no mistake, it’s obvious she’s loving it too! She’s just reloading the rifle and stringing up the fishing rods. She will be with us for awhile.
So we ask, is Sarah Paling Crazy, or Crazy like a fox? You Betcha!
Need we say more?
What is up with this guy? He appears to enjoy all the attention he is getting from the world as North Korea tests nukes and launches missiles with all the delight of a child playing with fireworks on the Fourth of July. And, yet, although North Korea is isolated from the world and has UN sanctions against it, nothing seems to be able to stop this guy. Plus, he has a massive army that seems to be just as crazy as he is.
How long can he play this game with the world and will his plan lead to a successful transfer of power to his son, who may be just as crazy or even crazier?
